"If we have just enough milk for my growing boys or for my coffee tomorrow morning, too bad shrimpies."
"His feet smell bad but not bad enough to make them take a shower."
"How would they react if I screamed 'POKEMON IS STUPID!'?"
"What if I just made him wash his feet instead? I think they might take their shoes off at camp tomorrow."
"What bribes would work to get them to not act like banshees in the grocery store after work?"
"I'm sure families all over the US eat cheese, crackers, and grapes in the car as an acceptable, well-balanced dinner."