Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Most certainly the worst Valentine's Day story ever

Nate went to the bathroom last night then yelled excitedly, "Look mommy! The poop is in the shape of a heart! For Valentine's Day! It's Valentine's Day poop!"

I GET IT UNIVERSE!!! Valentine's Day is not a fake holiday. I hereby swear to start celebrating it next year.

13 comments:

Joanna said...

It's like South Park all over. Mr. Hanky the Valentine's pooh restores the meaning of Valentine's day to the hardened heart of Laura. It's so...sniff, sniff...stinky?

JenFen said...

I am trying to imagine it. And concurrently having flashbacks of my brother making the family congregate around the toilet after he had produced a poop in the shape of a letter S for my maiden name. Or the time he ate to much Trix and turned his poop green. Or, I think you get the point.

Lindsay said...

Ah, boys. Love 'em.

Angela said...

Oh my gosh. Hilarious. As Lindsey said, BOYS! May your next V-day be a little less, well, STINKY :-) Couldn't resist.

Cindy said...

Laura, this is so funny and so real! Good for you for finally hearing the universe screaming at you. LOL
And Joanna, you are hysterical with your Mr. Hanky the Valentine's poo :)

Amy L said...

I feel like this is foreshadowing of what I have to look forward to now that I have a boy. It is pretty amazing, though, that the heart-shaped poo saved it's appearance for Valentine's Day. Nate is so talented!

Irene said...

Hee hee. They can never get enough potty jokes/comments.

HeatherV said...

Dyin' I tell you, dyin' laughing at the post and more so at Joanna's comment.

So are you out today buying up lots of 1/2 price over the top loot to make up for 36 V-free years?

Thinking Jon's office top to bottom plush animals. Like he opens the door and they spill down the stairs in an avalanche of cheeze.

Erin @ BringingUpBurns said...

Holy crap.
That's all I have to say about that.
Hilarious!!

Stacey said...

Uh, don't you mean "best Valentine's Day story ever"?

Bean Bell said...

True love is sharing everything with each other....right? hahahaha

Ann said...

Don't give in, Laura. I can't think of anything more appropriate for Valentine's day than heart-shaped poop. The universe is just confirming that it's a fake holiday :-)

Sadia said...

WOW