Wednesday, May 05, 2010

A time to keep my thoughts to myself

Scene opens to a family dinner with two young boys, each with half a banana on their plate.

Nate, standing his banana upright:
"Look Alex, mine is bigger than yours."

Alex, standing his banana upright:
"No Nate, mine is bigger."

Nate:
"Mine is bigger!"
Alex:
"Mine is bigger!"

Jon and Laura give each other a silent amused glance.

End scene.

15 comments:

HeatherV said...

Ben told me Sunday while covering him up, "don't mess up my shark"

I noticed where his hands were and asked what he was talking about"

All he needed was a beanbag chair, a remote, and a beer and it was like he was suddenly 18.

London said...

LOL I've had some moments like these myself. For instance, Batman was playing with a toy Buzz Lightyear and asked me "But mommy, how will I get a Woody?" I snickered and said "Go ask your daddy." Ah, so mature!

Steph said...

:) Funny!

Joanna said...

Poor twins, they always get cheated. Michael, being an only child gets his own banana. Therefore, Michael's banana is bigger than both Nate and Alex's.

So there...

*giggling*

Carrie77 said...

Ok, I totally laughed out loud on this one. Thanks for a good laugh on this dull Wednesday morning!

Erin @ BringingUpBurns said...

hilarious.
especially the side glances shot between mom and dad!
Love it.

JenFen said...

Classic!

Megan said...

Awesome!! Great for a laugh today! Oh boys! :)

Kara said...

Boys will be boys, lol! Too funny!

By the way, I just had to hope over and read this banana post after reading your comment on Joanna's blog.

Sara Coats said...

giggle, giggle...

DesiDVM said...

Hee hee. Boys and their...bananas. The baby discovered his in the tub last night, I swear he looked like a gigolo in a jacuzzi, leaning back with one arm over the side of the inflatable baby tub, and one on his...banana.

Stacey said...

Nice!

Beth said...

LMAO. This is one of my favorite banana jokes. It's actually a cartoon that came out of some magazine.

A little boy and a little girl are standing next to each other, naked, facing the bathtub. The boy has his hands around his banana and the caption reads, "No you can't touch mine. You already broke yours off!"

Karen said...

It's the stuff like this that makes being a mom to a boy highly entertaining!! Love it.

Marta @ Haus of Girls said...

love it!