First Alex pooped in his underwear by accident. It was truly an emergency, he was trying to get my help when it came out.
The boys played in the shower for a long time, laughing, enjoying themselves. Then Alex started screaming because he realized he was going to poop again. I ran into the bathroom, grabbed Alex by the arm, and practically threw him onto a little potty as he held his hand to his butt.
You know where this is going.
Because of the velocity and trajectory at which I grabbed Alex, the poop flew across the room. It landed on my plush new bath mat and rolled across half of it. My beautiful brand new bath mat, a replacement for one I've lobbied for YEARS to replace, all covered in skid marks.
Did I mention Jon is in Calgary? No backup. Clean up? All mine. So to answer your question, no, I don't want to hear about how your kids were potty trained in three days and have never had an accident. (I've got one of those too.)
At least he didn't poop in the shower?