Scene opens onto two 3 year olds in wet swimsuits sitting on towels on a kitchen floor.
Suddenly a very long, loud fart breaks the silence.
Laura: Nate, what happened?
Nate: I burped.
Pan to confused look on Laura's face
Nate: But it came out of my butt.
End scene.
11 comments:
oh! I needed this this morning! LOL! My god. You are a good story teller!
Genius! :-)
ROTFLMAO. That's awesome. Ed's family calls it "tushy burping." Right out of college, I nannied for a 2-year-old and their family called it "shooting bunnies." So whenever he let one fly, he'd shout, "I shot a bunny!" Can't wait to read more comments!
Did he use that "D'uh mom" voice when he answered? I just love that one.
Hahahahahaha......I LOVE LITTLE BOYS......that would so have made me laugh out loud!!!
That was sooooo funny! I liked the comment on shooting bunnies too!
OH. MY. LORD.
Hysterical.
Awesome!
This morning my Cole was running around naked and he sat on my lap. I said, "Eww! Put on some undies. I don't want your butt on me."
He said, "Why?"
I said, "Because you poop out of your butt and that's gross." (classy, I know)
He said, "I don't poop out of my butt!! I pee out of my butt. I poop out of my penis."
Boys!
Ha! My niece and nephew used to say "I burped out my butt" when they farted. So funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMHG - I burst out laughing when I read this. PRICELESS! TOTALLY and COMPLETELY PRICELESS. Don't you just LOVE blogging so you can write about little moments like this and never forget them???? Thanks for sharing :-)
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